In response to CG2’s recent offering of Catholic/potty humor, I present to you this bit of propaganda used by Al Qaeda, Atheists, Satanists, Buddhists (they really do tell this to their kids, believe it!), most members of the Irish Protestants, nearly all of the parents interviewed and, I think, Rosie O’Donnell to keep kids from betraying the “true faith” and to eat all of their vegetables at dinner. And I’m a huge sucker for any gadget made by Apple.
Found this via MagnetoBoldToo. Thanks, chica! *wanders off and sits in the corner to spend quality time crooning sweet nothings into her iPhone’s mic* Yes, I know my main page has no header image, no masthead, no hey-ya-hi-there-howyadoin. If you check all my other pages, I figured out how to make a page specific header. Which is great, except now I can’t figure out how to make my header, which is an animated GIF of Dory popping in and blinking at you, appear. If I wanted to put a BORING, STATIC, ZZZZZZ JPG image up there, that would not be a problem. But… I want what I want when I want it, and I have an email out to the theme creator to see if there’s a way to make it happen. Until then, we’re all stuck with looking at that BORING, STATIC, ZZZZZZ black freaking box. *stomps off*
Feb
22
2010
 
How to subscribe to a blog by email (and other important life lessons)Posted by Dory in how-toI’m gonna show you how to get notification when Dory (or anyone else for that matter) updates her blog! Let’s say you only follow a few blogs. And you’re wearing a leopard skin leotard. That’s right, A LEOPARD LEOTARD. And you feel hawt. OOOoooOOOooo… something shiny… where was I? Ah, yes; your blogs. Every day, you open your browser and you click your bookmarks to these blogs, and OH EM GEE that’s THREE WHOLE CLICKS *hand dramatically to forehead* and two of those clicks were WASTED because those bloggers DIDN’T EVEN UPDATE! *falls to the floor in a faint* (Disclaimer: This blogger may be prone to hyperbole and/or dramatization) Wouldn’t it be great if Teh Innernetz magically told you when someone updated their blog? Can you imagine the precious milliseconds you could save? Well, NOW YOU CAN! *Cue triumphant fanfare*
This is how the link looks on my site; you’ll see varying graphics or presentation. Just look for the words “Subscribe by Email.” Next you’ll see a field to type in your email address.
Then you’ll get a verification email. It’s very important to click the link to verify that you really want a notification that I’ve updated. *brows furrow, taps temple with finger* Hmmm… they must know me. They verify your subscription because they can’t imagine you really want to read my drivel so evil people don’t subscribe all over the place using your email address and completely bork up your inbox. Yes, bork up; that’s a very technical, official, professional phrase. And also wonderfully useful for avoiding using the F-bomb. Anywaaayyy… now you’ll get an email alerting you when I have a new post up! Brought to you by the magic of Teh Innernetz. Coming soon: How to set up and subscribe in a reader! Which, by the way, is yet another gargantuan time suck! Tom keeps on saying the words in this commercial completely out of the blue. Today he was working and I was at home and he actually texted me “Now look at your man, now back at ME…” He’s even got the boys saying it. So I took the audio from the movie and made him a ringtone! I’m wife of the day. UPDATED TO ADD… I’m on a horse. |
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