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Feb 23 2010

I’m so totally pissed off at my blog right now.

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Yes, I know my main page has no header image, no masthead, no hey-ya-hi-there-howyadoin. If you check all my other pages, I figured out how to make a page specific header. Which is great, except now I can’t figure out how to make my header, which is an animated GIF of Dory popping in and blinking at you, appear. If I wanted to put a BORING, STATIC, ZZZZZZ JPG image up there, that would not be a problem. But… I want what I want when I want it, and I have an email out to the theme creator to see if there’s a way to make it happen.

Until then, we’re all stuck with looking at that BORING, STATIC, ZZZZZZ black freaking box.

*stomps off*

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Feb 20 2010

I’m on a Horse.

Posted by Dory in x

Tom keeps on saying the words in this commercial completely out of the blue. Today he was working and I was at home and he actually texted me “Now look at your man, now back at ME…” He’s even got the boys saying it.

So I took the audio from the movie and made him a ringtone! I’m wife of the day.

UPDATED TO ADD…
I found this movie at a post at BlogHer, and I watched the whole damn thing. It’s the “Making of…” for the commercial. The $64,000 question is, Did they use CGI? Leo Laporte has $100 bet riding on the answer, and he interviews the guys that came up with this ingenious spot.

I’m on a horse.

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Feb 17 2010

Happy Birfday, Violence Unsilenced!

Posted by Dory in x

If you don’t know about this site, you should.

And now you do.

If you don’t know about this gal, you should.

And now you do.

She’s good people.

I’ve read every single post ever put up on this site. There are no words to describe the bravery exhibited by every single person who has written their story.

Thank you, Maggie.

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Feb 13 2010

Sad but true

Posted by Dory in x

My stepmomster sent me this. I giggled. Thank God I’m not guilty of uploading a pic of my breakfast. I have, however, uploaded a pic of my dinner. But that’s DIFFERENT.

Shut up. It totally is.

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Jan 02 2010

GisT 2×365

Posted by Dory in x

Wage a Battle Against Embitterment With Schmutzie’s 365 Days of Grace in Small Things

A beer I haven’t tasted before
Glo-bowling
A strike
Butt warmer in Tom’s car in below zero weather
Boys actually doing a chore I have been after them for months to do

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