It’s that time again, folks; time to celebrate Oh The Joys and Chicky Chicky Baby‘s ROFL Awards. I am all about showing appreciation for anyone making me do a spittake, and I am all about the linky love. It’s all very good for your blog karma. And you don’t want to anger The Karma. She’s a vindictive little bitch.

I’m so happy to give Schmutzie this award. I’ve read her blog for at least a year, and I enjoy her so much. You need to follow her on Twitter if you don’t already, she writes for MamaPop, she’s the proud mama of Grace in Small Things, and she has single-handedly raised a brand new blogging community around it.

Here ya go, Schmutzie. From me to you with linky love for This is Just to Say. This post took me back to my first semester in college when we were studying this poem in American Literature. It was a night class, we were a bunch of snot-nosed, 18-year-old brats ODing on caffeine and greasy pizza, and we thought we were oh so very clever coming up with our own homages to William William’s poem. I wish I had saved mine. Actually, on second thought, I’m glad I didn’t. I’m sure I’m not near as clever as I thought I was!

Rip it, roll it, and punch it, dude. I’m all up outta dis beeyotch, yo.

I was graced with some yummy bloggidy blingity! I kind of suck, though, because it took me a little while to get my “Hey, thanks, gals!” post up, but here ya go.

Also, you may all shoot me in the face with a rubber band for using the word “gals.”

Moving on.

Margo is a new bloggy friend, and it’s so sweet of her to give me a “Life is Grand” award. I’ve found some really great blogs via Entrecard, and I’m glad I met her. 

The Milk Maid and JerseyGirl both passed the “Honest Scrap” award my way. I’ve read both these talented chicks’ blogs for at least a year, and well, you should, too. 

Of course, there’s rules to passing these on, but I’m too lazy tired to pick and choose. (The first night back on a graveyard shift is the worst!) If you’re on my linky love page, consider yourself served! I’ve done so many random facts about me, I can’t come up with any more. It’s like, This is your brain. This is your brain on memes. Any questions? Yeah, you feel me.

In other news, Megan interviewed me and wrote such a nice post! She’s doing a series of interviews to find out artists’ creative processes. If that’s not the epitome of creating great blog Karma, then I don’t know what is. She’s all about the linky love, yo.

I’m so thankful for all y’all. Thank you so much for coming and visiting me, and especially for commenting. Aw, I’m getting all verklempt and whatnot. Shuddup.

A couple months ago I decided to start participating in Oh The Joys and Chicky Chicky Baby‘s ROFL Awards. I am all about showing appreciation for anyone making me do a spittake, and I am all about the linky love. It’s all very good for your blog karma. And you don’t want to anger The Karma. She’s a vindictive little bitch.

A couple of months ago I found H31n0us, via Maggie, and I am so glad I did! I do love me some bone dry, bitingly sarcastic wit. And H31n0us delivers. And he doesn’t even charge extra!

I do have to warn you though– when he makes you laugh so hard you pee, don’t bother asking him to reimburse you for the cleaning bill incurred for your office chair cushion. I tried, and he just danced around the issue, and when I pushed him on it, he flippantly advised me that F3br3ze takes care of that. *stage whispers* I think he has an endorsement deal with them. *ahem*

Anywho, it was completely inevitable… just a matter of time. I was going to feel compelled to put the two together and nominate H31n0us for a ROFL Award. Because of his hawsumness, it didn’t take long. 

Here ya go, H31n0us. From me to you with linky love for For Those Who Don’t Get It. Bloggers, your very next move needs to be turning on your printer, because you’re going to have to print this off and laminate it for the very next gift-giving opportunity to anyone in your real life that has said, “I really don’t understand your blogging… thing.” This statement is usually uttered paired with a look on their face like you’re standing there in front of them with bubbles coming out your nose. 

Rip it, roll it, and punch it, dude. I’m all up outta dis beeyotch, yo.

This just in…

An unnamed source has just disclosed that Dory is writing for Blissfully Domestic on their Photo Bliss Channel. Rumors had been flying around for a few days, but now there is proof: Dory’s first article has been published.

Supporters are strongly encouraged to show their backing by leaving a comment on said article using the most superlative hyperbole they can muster in their endorsement of this exceptional example of outstanding journalistic essay.

That is all.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled naval gazing.

Ok, first of all, I need to thank FabBoyFab profusely because 1- he gifted me with some lovely blog bling and 2- said bling comes complete with a meme that you have to do with only one word answers. Which is fantastic because I had a job interview today and my brain is mush. Anyway, I’ve read Fab’s blog for over a year now, and there will always be a special place in my reader for him.

On with the meme!

Where is your mobile phone? Holster
Where is your significant other? MIA
Your hair colour? changing
Your mother? cowgirl
Your father? distinguished
Your favourite thing? words
Your dream last night? surreal
Your dream goal? happiness
The room you’re in? tornado
Your hobby? LOTS
Your fear? alone
Where do you want to be in 6 years? blessed
Where were you last night? home
What you’re not? Non-spazzy
One of your wish-list items? iPhone
Where you grew up? Coldwater
The last thing you did? nap
What are you wearing? VS
Your TV? huge
Your pets? insane
Your computer? ooolllddd
Your mood? better
Missing someone? yep
Your car? new-to-me (I’m not cheating– that’s a common alternative to the word USED!)
Something you’re not wearing? tutu
Favourite shop? Ikea
Your summer? short
Love someone? yes
Your favourite colour? green
When is the last time you laughed? today
When is the last time you cried? Monday

And now I am to pay forward the bloggy love. I’d've gifted CityGirl with it, but Fabs beat me to it. I’d've gifted Kizzle with it, but 1-she doesn’t have a blog and 2-we’ve seen each others’ twins and well, that’s gift enough. Here it is wrapped up nice and purty for Brandy, because she makes me think and laugh and cry and everything in between. And one for BEG, mah Deafie. I probably wouldn’t have this blog if it wasn’t for her. She has been such an incredible encouragement to me. And one for JerseyGirl, because she needs something to take her mind off her How-friggin-much-longer pregnancy. And, well, you guys, seriously; I love your blogs.

Rip it, roll it, and punch it, dude. Word.