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Jun 22 2009

Coming soon to a sarcastic inappropriate greeting card line near you!

Posted by Dory in I just LOLd at MYSELF, pictures

Just in case you hadn’t noticed, I am a talented and very serious artist.

I call this… Mixed Message.

(Only click through if there are no bosses, kiddies, kitties, members of the clergy, Dakota Fanning, or baskets of fluffy chicks and goslings present.)

love, hate

My parents are SO proud.

I wrote “I (heart) you” on Tom’s hand while we were registering him at the hospital to get an x-ray of his foot. Then later we were at the movie store taking advantage of 99cent Monday Movies, and we were standing in line waiting to check out. Out of the blue, Tom said, “Did you notice which finger you wrote this on?” and then showed me. I started laughing and pulled out the iPhone to post the picture on Facebook right away (I still tongue kiss my iPhone every night) and just then the cashier said “Next” and sees what we’re doing, and busts out laughing. He just loses it. He was still giggling a few minutes later and said, “Sometimes, I love my job.”

Mission accomplished.

Sometimes, I love my life.

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4 Responses to “Coming soon to a sarcastic inappropriate greeting card line near you!”
  1. fatboyfat says:
    Tuesday, June 23, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    When they say “love is like a bird” I’m not sure this is what they mean.

    fatboyfats last blog post..A capital letter

  2. CityGirl says:
    Thursday, June 25, 2009 at 10:26 am

    Creating art and spreading joy to hopeless cashiers.

    You are little miracle.

    ::snark!::

    Honestly, that IS pretty funny. I feel a 2010 Valentines Day card coming on….

    CityGirls last blog post..Pay It Forward

  3. 2009 Didn’t Totally Suck Ass. *whew* | Can't Remember Diddly! says:
    Friday, January 1, 2010 at 12:33 pm

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