Stuff Dory has forgotten already

• ► 2010 (42)
  • ▼ Jul 2010
  • • On sabbatical
  • ► Jun 2010
  • • Fifteen years. Yes, that's right... FIFTEEN.
    • Two stupid pieces of paper.
  • ► May 2010
  • • Where I've been
    • Uncle.
    • Post title that has nothing to do with the content which is something funny found on someone else's blog in lieu of taking the time to create some quality content of one's own
    • Step into the Wayback Machine with me: 5/4/2008 Stoo-pid is as stoo-pid does. -OR- Life is like a box of cat poop.
    • Not Another One About Her Stupid Hair?! SERIOUSLY.
  • ► Apr 2010
  • • What about me?
    • Some days it might be better not to post at all. Oops.
    • The One Where I Assert My Hair is as Important as Life-Changing World Events, I Request the Input of Mah Peepull, and the Blogosphere Rolls its Collective Eyes and Emits a Snort of Derision
  • ► Mar 2010
  • • Has spring sprung? I vote YES.
    • Time for some Blog Stew
    • HCR: It's on, dude.
    • Jump into the WayBack Machine: 3/21/2008 The One That Almost Was Not
    • My kid made the front page! Above the fold!
    • Snot. I haz it.
    • I am the Author; I am Words' Bitch
    • It was a weekend made of hawsum
  • ► Feb 2010
  • • Step into the Wayback Machine with me: 2/28/2008
    • My own version of Phunny Fridays
    • I can't help it; I'm the gadget queen.
    • I'm so totally pissed off at my blog right now.
    • How to subscribe to a blog by email (and other important life lessons)
    • I'm on a Horse.
    • An Almost Pain-free Introduction to Layers
    • Happy Birfday, Violence Unsilenced!
    • Look what just came home to me
    • Sad but true
    • Naughty Valentine's Day Card... why hasn't Hallmark hired me yet?
    • I'm definitely not going to admit that I have 40 songs by Britney in my iTunes library. *thinks a second* *facepalms* Crap.
    • The One my IRL friends totally won't get. If you know the term "blogosphere" then join me, won't you?
  • ► Jan 2010
  • • You really don't wanna hear from me right now anyway.
    • Inquiring minds, you know.
    • Happy 40th Birfday, Tom
    • Blog Stew #829
    • GisT 5x365
    • GisT 4x365
    • GisT 3x365
    • GisT 2x365
    • GisT 1x365
    • 2009 Didn't Totally Suck Ass. *whew*
• ► 2009 (123)
  • ► Dec 2009
  • • That's why.
    • Jump in the Wayback Machine: 12/24/2007 Wonderful Christmas memories, my BUTT.
    • Progress on the hand sewn quilt
    • And somehow the birfdays just keep coming. Dammit.
    • Jump in the Wayback Machine: 12/14/2007
    • The snow flies and Cedar Rapids screams like a little bitty girl.
  • ► Nov 2009
  • • Mission of Hope Christmas Food Baskets (PLEASE pass on!)
    • Grace in Small Things 12x365
    • Last minute gathering
    • Black Friday 2009 plus (bonus plan!) a trip in the Wayback Machine to 2007
    • Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
    • Happy Go Lovely / VOTA concert at Antioch Church on 11/20/09
    • Happy Go Lovely - 11/20/09
    • 'Tis the season
    • Just because
    • I'm Dory; I get to do that.
    • Dory strikes again!
    • Family Ties, Season 1! Old SitCom Guilty Pleasures FOR THE WIN!
    • That's why they call me Dory.
    • Here's six more blocks.
    • Because I don't have enough on my plate.
    • This totally counts for NahNoMoFoMe.
    • Damn Iowa weather.
    • Can I ask a quick question or two or eleventy-seven?
    • Funny CLEAN comedy DOES exist.
    • The Veteran's Day Edition
    • Because I'm the guy that doesn't fall off the stage, that's why.
    • HunkyDory's cardboard testimonies
    • Gettin' in under the wire
    • Pitiful, I tell you. Just pitiful.
    • This crappy excuse for a post brought to you by my dead iPhone.
    • Skwishy and scratchy and bumpy
    • Well, THAT mystery's solved. Next... Where the dryer hides those socks.
    • Ghost of Fall Past
    • I Hate Mondays and other other painfully obvious crap like that.
    • NaBloPoMo '09 Badge
  • ► Oct 2009
  • • Oh, it was worth it. SO worth it.
    • Fall Rainbow
    • 13. Thirteen. THIRTEEN. XIII. Anyway you put it, it makes ME old.
    • Apparently, his mama never taught him not to talk with his mouth full.
    • Last minute Susie
    • You're looking right up her skirt.
    • Weekly Winners for 09/27/09 - 10/03/09
    • I can't unsee whut I saw'd
  • ► Sep 2009
  • • Raindrops, but not on roses
    • Joyce Meyer 27th Annual Women’s Conference
    • That's mah daddy!
    • Hell, yeah, I'd clean House.
  • ► Aug 2009
  • • Focus? Me?! Surely you jest.
    • Weekly Winners for 08/09/2009 - 08/15/2009
    • Wordless Wednesday #26
    • She's gettin' a tattoo, She's gettin' ink done, She asked for a 13 but they drew a 31...
    • Happy Birthday, Dino!
  • ► Jul 2009
  • • Baby... it's 3am and I must be lonely...
    • Wordless Wednesday #25
    • The Top Ten Items to Donate to Mission of Hope or YOUR Local Mission
    • Weekly Winners for 07/05/2009 - 07/11/2009
    • Form an orderly line HERE for autographs, please
    • Wordless Wednesday #24
  • ► Jun 2009
  • • Because it bears repeating...
    • Coming soon to a sarcastic inappropriate greeting card line near you!
    • More Blog Stew
    • A year ago today, June 12: Cedar Rapids Flood '08
    • A year ago today, June 11: Cedar Rapids Flood '08
    • Now I'm deaf AND I have a goose-egg on my forehead from bashing it on my desk. HAWSUM.
    • Blog Stew #283
  • ► May 2009
  • • Tom's Graduation
    • Epiphany
    • I love you, Mommy!
    • The One Where She Narrowly Avoided a Punch in the Throat a Little Bit
    • Tell Me Thursday #4
    • Wordless Wednesday #23
  • ► Apr 2009
  • • Tell Me Thursday #3
    • Wordless Wednesday #22
    • Top Ten Reasons You Know You're on Graveyard Shift
    • Did you ever know that you're my HEEEEEROOOOO?
    • Tell Me Thursday #2
    • Wordless Wednesday #21
    • Bling!
    • Wordless Wednesday #20
  • ► Mar 2009
  • • Grace in Small Things 11x365
    • Photoshop Phriday #7: Score With Better Sports Photographs
    • Tell Me Thursday #1
    • Wordless Wednesday #19
    • What's my name again?
    • Consider the economy duly stimulated.
    • Wordless Wednesday #18 Smooth as glass
    • Spreading some Etsy love
    • Weekly Winners for 03/01/2009 - 03/07/2009
    • Photoshop Phriday #6: Make Those Eyes POP!
    • Phriday Phunny: The Mom Song (captioned!)
    • Wordless Wednesday #17
    • How to play with Pieces of Flair on Facebook (warning: SEVERE TIME SUCK.)
    • Blog Stew #427
  • ► Feb 2009
  • • I showed remarkable restraint. At first.
    • You could stumble/kirtsy/digg it. Or open your window and yell. You know; whatever works.
    • Poopies.
    • K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    • Weekly Winners for 02/08/2009 - 02/14/2009
    • Happy Sappy Stupid Made-up Hallmark Holiday! (Again!)
    • I made Blog stew-- I'll do anything to avoid using bullets.
    • Wordless Wednesday #16
    • I'm like, the friggin' Bionic woman.
    • Wordless Wednesday #15: What's a fight without a little hockey?
    • Grace in Small Things 10x365
  • ► Jan 2009
  • • Grace in Small Things 9x365
    • Wordless Wednesday #15 Less Than 12 Hours Old
    • Grace in Small Things 8x365 (plus one BIG thing.)
    • Valentine's... she is a-comin'
    • I wish I had a nickel for every time I heard or read the word HOPE today.
    • Grace in Small Things 7x365
    • Weekly Winners for 01/11/2009 - 01/17/2009
    • Weekly Winners for 01/04/2009 - 01/10/2009
    • The One Where I Stick It to the Man. Or something.
    • Photoshop Phriday #5: Drawing Attention with Selective Color
    • And you don't even have to come up with more random facts. You're welcome.
    • Grace in Small Things 6x365
    • Wordless Wednesday #14 Cedar Rapids Flood '08
    • Grace in Small Things 5x365
    • Weekly Winners for 12/28/2008 - 01/03/2009
    • Signing Saturday, Episode #4
    • Photoshop Phriday #4
    • Grace in Small Things 4x365
• ► 2008 (162)
  • ► Dec 2008
  • • Buh-bye now, 2008. You bitch.
    • Wordless Wednesday #13 Walk in a Winter Wonderland
    • Weekly Winners for 12/21 - 12/27
    • Quite possibly the most boring title in the history of blogging: Merry Christmas!
    • And then, WHOOOOSH, her head burst right into flames.
    • I haz a Innernetz Angel!
    • Weekly Winners for 12/14 - 12/20
    • Photoshop Phriday #3
    • The One Where it's My Birfday. Again.
    • Wordless Wednesday #12 The Birfday Hug
    • Meme-wars of a Blogger
    • A video from gazetteonline.com about Flood '08
    • We've been Elf'd!
    • Wordless Wednesday #11... The "Ice Ice Baby" Edition
    • Ain't no such thing as a homeless playah.
    • Wordless Wednesday #10
    • Grace in Small Things 3x365
  • ► Nov 2008
  • • And I'm spent.
    • Grace in Small Things 2x365
    • Black Friday.
    • Grace in Small Things 1x365
    • Wordless Wednesday #9
    • How many damn times can I say the word "Comment" in one post?*
    • Oh, man; what a day.
    • Weekly Winners for 11/16 - 11/22
    • Signing Saturday, Episode #3
    • Photoshop Phriday, Episode #2
    • Smoke and asses and mirrors; that's what little bloggers are made of.
    • Wordless Wednesday #8
    • Happy Birfday, Jessica!
    • Siete MAS uh... Thing-Os?
    • Weekly Winners for 11/09 - 11/15
    • I may have to beat him with his diploma.
    • Photoshop Phriday: The Pilot Episode
    • Thursday Thirteen, the Freek edition
    • We interrupt your regularly scheduled naval gazing for a special report.
    • Wordless Wednesday #7
    • How far apart are the contractions?
    • Google THIS, buddy.
    • What do I win? Are there at least some fabulous parting gifts?
    • Signing Saturday, Episode #2
    • You say "Psycho," I say... "Sick-o."
    • Nosmo King*
    • Wordless Wednesday #6
    • Don't base your vote on how many Obama or McCain yard signs are in your neighborhood. Kthxbai.
    • His name was Dice.
    • Weekly Winners 10/26 - 11/01
    • More blood, less hockey
  • ► Oct 2008
  • • NahNoMoFoMe 2008
    • Why use one word when ten will do?
    • Sign o' the times
    • Signing Saturday, the Pilot Episode
    • If I opened my mind any more, my brains would fall right out on the floor.
    • Bloggity Blingity
    • Wordless Wednesday #5
    • I resemble that remark.
    • In. Mah. Damn. HOUSE.
    • Happy 12th Birthday, my Rockstar!
    • Wordless Wednesday #4
    • Hair Do NOT
    • The Photoshop Edition, Vol. 2
    • Joyce Meyer 26th Annual Women's Conference
    • Wordless Wednesday #3
  • ► Sep 2008
  • • Maybe Josh Lyman would show up. Brandy has dibs.
    • Wordless Wednesday #2, Take 2
    • Wordless Wednesday #2
    • Non-partisan and brilliant!
    • Loved and threadbare
    • Maybe I'll just hibernate.
    • Wordless Wednesday #1
    • It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma; but perhaps there is a donkey.*
    • Where do you send the fire truck if Teh Innernets go up in flames?
  • ► Aug 2008
  • • Eeet's not a too-mah.
    • Mi Casa Es Su Casa times 200 divided by PMS squared. Or something.
    • If I thought it'd make you love me I'd put soup on a stick.*
    • Looky, Mom, what I did!
    • How 'bout NINE? Is NINE good?
    • At STL zoo sea lion show
  • ► Jul 2008
  • • 's'all good inna hood
    • Drum roll, please...
    • Went to da libarry fer sum buk-lernin
    • Today's Special: Blog Stew
    • To make a long story short...
    • The One Where We Went To Michigan. Again. Now with added contest at the end!
    • Angrr issUs... I haz dem
    • Flood '08: Chapter The Last
    • And if you call now, we'll throw in this green shreddr/egg peeler/ham radio!
    • Flood '08: Chapter 6
    • Oh and p.s...
    • Flood '08: Chapter 5
    • Happy Independence Day
    • Because I care. *gags a little*
    • But I promise no soaps or bon bons were consumed in the wasting of time.
  • ► Jun 2008
  • • I think it would be a little leprechaun using my brain stem as a trampoline.
    • Laid up
    • Maybe I'd just buy the whole damn Schaumberg store.
    • Really?!
    • Blog Stew-- get it while it's hot.
    • Cedar Rapids Flood '08
    • Don't shoot and drive.
    • Row, Row, Row Your Truck, gently down the streeeeet.
    • Amen.
    • Happy 13th Anniversary! Yay, us!
  • ► May 2008
  • • Pity Party, Party of One; Pity Party, Party of One... Your Table is Ready.
    • "Hey whaddya doin' whaddya got there can I help?"
    • The Photoshop Edition, Volume 1
    • Which way did he go?
    • Mah Fl'er
    • Hey, FRED! Happy Mom's Day.
    • Just real quick note...
    • A Very Bloggy Birthday To Me
    • 19 years! Yay, you!
    • Stoo-pid is as stoo-pid does. -OR- Life is like a box of cat poop.
    • He's a pretty, pretty princess
    • Received from Hunky "FW: safe for work."
  • ► Apr 2008
  • • If you loved me, you'd let me.
    • Holey Power Swirlie, Batman!
    • Then she came back, kicked my boyfriend in the crotch, and we hitch-hiked to my junior prom.
    • 13 Years! Yay, you!
    • Sweet Nothing in My Ear
    • Edit and Apology
    • Cuatro Thingos
    • That's Alllllll I Waaaaant...
    • I just want to cut it off in his sleep. Cut. It. Off.
    • 'Baaaaaaa' says the joiner. Me.
    • I ahm the weakest link... goodbye.
    • I'd like to call this meeting to order...
    • It was like the Deaf leading the Deaf.
  • ► Mar 2008
  • • WARNING: Near toxic levels of permeating cuteness. Usage of Hazmat suits strongly encouraged.
    • This one's for mah peeps.
    • The One That Almost Was Not
    • So, a rabbi and a bear walk into a bar...
    • It's Déja vu all over again.
    • As The Sphere Spins (did you throw up in your mouth a little? Sorry.)
    • I'll take 'pointless questions' for $100
    • On the road again... just can't wait to get on the road again...
  • ► Feb 2008
  • • If you must know, it's 17% - pii × a warty frog ? e=mc° + ?Ç™, that's how.
    • My HMO declined to cover that particular ER visit. The bastards.
    • A Bedtime Story starring Aunt Flickr and some carousing gypsies.
    • In which I become Gainfully Employed; not near as much fun as one might think.
    • Happy Sappy Stupid Made-up Hallmark Holiday!
    • I think it was her toe hair. But the source wished to remain anonymous.
    • Second verse, same as the first.
    • She ain't no drag... Mama's got a brand new bag. *trumpets blast*
    • 'Fire Fiasco' Whodunnit Solved
    • Warning: Contents May Be Hot. Or Freezing. Or Something.
    • In which Hunky sweeps me off my feet once again.
    • Post Chicago wrap up
    • WHOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO!
  • ► Jan 2008
  • • Brains, blizzards, and a whole new level of stupid.
    • That's some smokin' hot lovin' now, baby.
    • Top 10 Signs That Dory is PMSy
    • There's no place like home. Except your childhood home.
    • Key Found to Mysterious Disturbance in Downtown Cedar Rapids
    • Mysterious Disturbance Downtown Stumps Police
    • Happy Birthday, Hunky!
    • Musings on Steps, Grief, Love, and Old age. Oh, and divorcing dinosaurs.
    • I wouldn't make it through even one elimination round of Parent Island
    • Blue and Red make Purple. My List is Grape Scented!
    • Caution: Contents May Be Flammable.
    • Little bit of this; little bit of that
    • Now I love being sent to my room. Huh.
• ► 2007 (115)
  • ► Dec 2007
  • • The wannabe meme
    • Merry Christmas!
    • Wonderful Christmas Memories, my BUTT.
    • The One Where it's My Birfday.
    • But my fave is eggnog with a shot of Kahlua.
    • At least I don't have binoculars and a log book.
    • Laying in bed after the snooze button went off...
    • Duhn-dah dun dun-dun-dun-duh. Ice Ice Baby.
    • Awwww maaaan; leftovers again?!
    • I showed remarkable restraint. I almost kissed her full on the mouth.
    • And then I made a sammich. It was good.
    • Insert witty title here.
    • 100th post. *throws 3 confetti pieces in the air* Wheeee.
  • ► Nov 2007
  • • But oddly enough, I can't even muster a tear for my beer.
    • Oh, again with the cute damn dog.
    • No one messed with Bud; therefore, no one messed with me.
    • 27 down, 3 to go... I'm going to be crawling across the finish line
    • Burning a Mule
    • Ikea high five *snap*
    • Thanksgiving Part Doo.
    • Kind of like a scene in Braveheart.
    • Happy friggin Thanksgiving
    • *blink* *blink blink*
    • Blog Stew. Leftovers.
    • BETTER than overheard.
    • Mute Monday... Today's Theme is Fashion.
    • Cassette... CD... iPod... *bursts into song* It's the Circle of Life...
    • 100 things about Dory
    • There are 7 deadly sins, too. Coincidence? I think not.
    • Ick.
    • Crisis Averted.
    • The story behind the picture... Self-portrait (2004)
    • St. Louis Trip Re-capped
    • Uhhhhhh... huh?
    • I think I would name him Sam.
    • This post brought to you regardless of technical difficulties
    • I need Depends that fit on my head. You know, just in case.
    • Blog Stew.
    • Warning: This post is witty repartee deficient.
    • Mute Monday... Today's Theme is Emotion.
    • I heard, the worse the wedding, the better the marriage. I'm set.
    • Uphill. Both ways.
    • Every time you comment, an angel gets her wings.
    • The wages of sin are NOT pumpkin guts.
  • ► Oct 2007
  • • Pack yer bags, we're goin' ahna guilt trip!
    • The obsequious interlocutor acquiesced tumescent dreck. *
    • I might be able to pencil you in.
    • It's true.
    • You only need two signatures for a 30 day vacation. And a big home equity loan, or the state, to pay for it.
    • I should have lawyered up first.
    • < rant > No < / rant > in sight.
    • In my defense, he was being an ass.
    • This post brought to you by the letter O and the number 6. (Tomorrow will be the number 9.)
    • Dirty. And shelter-hopping. Don't forget shelter-hopping.
    • Oh for the love... somebody get out the kleenex
    • Staving off the crazy by the skin of my teeth
    • But you can't have my Bud Light.
    • *Lacks the energy to come up with a witty title*
    • MUST have hot tub. Not negotiable.
    • Warning: Sugar-Coated Pet Cuteness Ahead
    • Just real quick-like...
    • Da Da Da DAAAHHHHH
    • I finished my Dory Doo-rag!
    • Playing catch-up. Losing miserably.
  • ► Sep 2007
  • • Gray matter splattered all over my pretty new office (maybe I need to lay off the CSI?)
    • I was a-wandering all over the countryside
    • Or maybe it was the Antichrist. One can't always be sure.
    • BEG oiled my brains :)
    • What goes around, comes around.
    • He's on MySpace, and it took every ounce of self-control not to link there so you could totally flame his stupid ass.
    • It may come down to sexual favors.
    • OOOOOooooo... AAAHHHaaahhh...
    • My sleeper is broken
    • Curtain pic
    • My Little Men
    • OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG...
    • They'll be wearing them on the runways in Milan. You'll see.
  • ► Aug 2007
  • • Baby steps.
    • These Boots Are Made For Kicking YOUR Ass, Bitch!
    • Now taking Title Suggestions.
    • HunkyDory loves they sum awdeeoh-vizjuall stimulayshuns.
    • The accident tragically killed 27.
    • My SECOND meme... not as momentous as the first, I suppose.
    • As a spectacularly clever jingle writer once said, "two great tastes that taste great together."
    • Mama said there'd be days like this
    • And the magic wand in the glove compartment.
    • Annie Lennox never sang about these dreams
    • Who's in charge of passing out Do-Overs... and are they bribe-able?
    • Uninspired Dory is... uninspired.
  • ► Jul 2007
  • • My first Meme... how momentous.
    • Peek into my brains
    • No Animals Were Harmed In the Creation of this Blog Entry
    • progress (somewhat)
    • I thought I was more of a geek than THAT.
    • Home Surreal Home
  • ► Jun 2007
  • • What the hell was I thinking?!
    • Mobile blogging
    • Chapter 2: In Which the River Otter and the Little White Tornado Engage in Battle.
    • Heeeere's your sign.
    • I take mine with a lime and salt. Lick it - slam it - suck it. Mmmmm.
    • Chapter 1: In Which We Meet The River Otter Obsessed With Dory's Safari Hat.
    • ROTFLMAO. Or something.
  • ► May 2007
  • • Somebody shoot me now, please... thanks.
    • If only I could get paid to procrastinate.
    • No, Captain Obvious, I am so NOT ok.
    • I wonder if I'll qualify for hazardous duty pay?
    • God help me; I'm 34 and the word "Poop" still makes me chuckle
    • Irony and Sarcasm... two great tastes that taste great together.
  • ► Apr 2007
  • • On rabidity and revenge
    • Bawk Bawk
    • Same ol', same ol'...
    • Disgruntled.
  • ► Mar 2007
  • • [no subject]
  • ► Feb 2007
  • • Elli for President '08! (She's a shoo-in!)
  • ► Jan 2007
  • • Blah.
• ► 2006 (19)
  • ► Nov 2006
  • • Back to the grind
  • ► Oct 2006
  • • [no subject]
  • ► Sep 2006
  • • I *AM* alive!
  • ► Jul 2006
  • • Ok... but...
  • ► Jun 2006
  • • Frustration.
  • ► May 2006
  • • Holy Buckets!
  • ► Apr 2006
  • • ACK! I've been called out!
  • ► Mar 2006
  • • Checking in
    • Top Five Reasons It's Cool To Be Dory
    • I'm Sick.
  • ► Feb 2006
  • • Eh.
    • Cupid killed my inner child.
    • Happy Bunny rocks.
    • Buh-bye, football. *sniffle*
  • ► Jan 2006
  • • Mother...
    • Oops.
    • Not resolutions... Goals.
    • Here I am!
    • Gotta catch ya'll up!
• ► 2005 (30)
  • ► Nov 2005
  • • Hrmph.
  • ► Oct 2005
  • • Curiouser and curiouser
    • *whew*
    • Thank you for visiting the temple of TMI...
    • connect the dots... LA lalala... connect the dots... LA lalala... connect the dots... LA lalala...
    • I am now a graphic designer!
    • I decided to take it.
  • ► Sep 2005
  • • Now what???
    • eh.
  • ► Aug 2005
  • • I am rejoining the ranks of the employed.
  • ► Jun 2005
  • • OMG... WTF?! and other stupid internet-isms...
  • ► May 2005
  • • I'm deeply entrenched in Job Hunt mode.
    • Now what?
    • A little bit of this... a little bit of that...
    • *whew*
  • ► Apr 2005
  • • YES!!! *busts a psuedo-karate-tai-chi-takawakagami-like celebratory move*
    • I'm still here. Barely.
    • In This Chapter, Piglet discovers Pooh under Gnarly Tree with a Big Pistol pointed at his forehead.
    • And another one...
    • Anna Penelope Snack "Annie" A
    • Another one bites the dust
    • It's Officially Spring. (Official by Who? ME.)
  • ► Mar 2005
  • • Halliluyah! (yes, I know... sp)
    • Just marking time, I guess...
  • ► Feb 2005
  • • nothing much new...
  • ► Jan 2005
  • • Were there 5 or 7 muses in Greek mythology?
    • blech.
    • OK, I think I'm ready.
    • Feelings suck butt.
    • Happy Friggin' New Year.
• ► 2004 (26)
  • ► Sep 2004
  • • general ramblings
    • Beer Good.
    • One year ago today I got laid off from McLeodUSA. *taking mental inventory of where I'm at*
    • and Then what happened?
    • Me?!?!
    • Therapy 101
    • I saw Tone Loc's ASS.
  • ► Jul 2004
  • • A good friend will bail you out of jail. A true friend will say, "DAMN, that was fun."
  • ► Jun 2004
  • • quick story...
    • SHAME ON ME for not updating for over a month!!! I suck.
    • [no subject]
  • ► May 2004
  • • she IS alive!
  • ► Apr 2004
  • • [no subject]
    • *just concentrating on breathing in and out successfully*
  • ► Mar 2004
  • • bright spot?!
    • NO, but thanks for playing... we have some wonderful parting gifts for you...
    • I friggin' hate Excel.
  • ► Feb 2004
  • • nuthin' much
    • somebody smack me upside the back of the head (is that possible???)
    • *humming the "smurfs" theme song*
    • [no subject]
  • ► Jan 2004
  • • random ramblings
    • I'm fresh out of witty repartee.
    • blah blah blahdidee blah blah blah.
    • Prince Charming caught cheating on Snow White with Cinderella. Don't miss our Sizzling Expose!
    • I'm all discombobulated.
• ► 2003 (36)
  • ► Dec 2003
  • • In This Chapter, Dory Suffers Alcohol-Induced Amnesia. -OR- It's Not Tequila; It's Tah-KILL-ya.
    • Happy Birthday to me! So this is what 31 feels like. Feels remarkably akin to 30.
    • i know, I know, I know... it's been too long since I posted!
  • ► Nov 2003
  • • what EVER
  • ► Oct 2003
  • • MY BIRTHDAY/CHRISTMAS LIST (only 8 saturdays to shop until Christmas!) :oP
    • as the dust settles...
    • Here is her response...
    • Change starts with me
    • Her response
    • I hate having a soft heart. Why couldn't I just be a cold hearted bitch?
    • She didn't contact me of course.
    • Anger Management Issues
  • ► Sep 2003
  • • I've been downsized
    • [no subject]
    • [no subject]
  • ► Aug 2003
  • • [no subject]
    • rollin', rollin', rollin'....
    • And they all lived happily ever after. For the most part.
  • ► Jul 2003
  • • [no subject]
    • 12 days to close... *crossing fingers*
  • ► May 2003
  • • Everything Sucks Ass. Thus saieth Dory.
    • welcome back from your 3 day weekend - UGH
    • better to have loved and lost... what the... um,heck... ever, man.
    • zzzzzzzzzzz THUD *head hitting the keyboard*
    • stiiiiiiiiiiiill coughing *hacking* YUCK
    • mondays suck ass...
    • [no subject]
    • [no subject]
    • MEN SUCK ASS.
    • IM (obviously) from 05/01/2003
    • [no subject]
    • MW
    • [no subject]
  • ► Apr 2003
  • • [no subject]
    • I can see clearly now... the rain has come...
    • Here I Am - For better or for worse remains to be determined