Stuff Dory has forgotten already

• ► 2010 (27)
  • ▼ Mar 2010
  • • My kid made the front page! Above the fold!
    • Snot. I haz it.
    • I am the Author; I am Words' Bitch
    • It was a weekend made of hawsum
  • ► Feb 2010
  • • Step into the Wayback Machine with me: 2/28/2008
    • My own version of Phunny Fridays
    • I can't help it; I'm the gadget queen.
    • I'm so totally pissed off at my blog right now.
    • How to subscribe to a blog by email (and other important life lessons)
    • I'm on a Horse.
    • An Almost Pain-free Introduction to Layers
    • Happy Birfday, Violence Unsilenced!
    • Look what just came home to me
    • Sad but true
    • Naughty Valentine's Day Card... why hasn't Hallmark hired me yet?
    • I'm definitely not going to admit that I have 40 songs by Britney in my iTunes library. *thinks a second* *facepalms* Crap.
    • The One my IRL friends totally won't get. If you know the term "blogosphere" then join me, won't you?
  • ► Jan 2010
  • • You really don't wanna hear from me right now anyway.
    • Inquiring minds, you know.
    • Happy 40th Birfday, Tom
    • Blog Stew #829
    • GisT 5x365
    • GisT 4x365
    • GisT 3x365
    • GisT 2x365
    • GisT 1x365
    • 2009 Didn't Totally Suck Ass. *whew*
• ► 2009 (123)
  • ► Dec 2009
  • • That's why.
    • Jump in the Wayback Machine: 12/24/2007 Wonderful Christmas memories, my BUTT.
    • Progress on the hand sewn quilt
    • And somehow the birfdays just keep coming. Dammit.
    • Jump in the Wayback Machine: 12/14/2007
    • The snow flies and Cedar Rapids screams like a little bitty girl.
  • ► Nov 2009
  • • Mission of Hope Christmas Food Baskets (PLEASE pass on!)
    • Grace in Small Things 12x365
    • Last minute gathering
    • Black Friday 2009 plus (bonus plan!) a trip in the Wayback Machine to 2007
    • Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
    • Happy Go Lovely / VOTA concert at Antioch Church on 11/20/09
    • Happy Go Lovely - 11/20/09
    • 'Tis the season
    • Just because
    • I'm Dory; I get to do that.
    • Dory strikes again!
    • Family Ties, Season 1! Old SitCom Guilty Pleasures FOR THE WIN!
    • That's why they call me Dory.
    • Here's six more blocks.
    • Because I don't have enough on my plate.
    • This totally counts for NahNoMoFoMe.
    • Damn Iowa weather.
    • Can I ask a quick question or two or eleventy-seven?
    • Funny CLEAN comedy DOES exist.
    • The Veteran's Day Edition
    • Because I'm the guy that doesn't fall off the stage, that's why.
    • HunkyDory's cardboard testimonies
    • Gettin' in under the wire
    • Pitiful, I tell you. Just pitiful.
    • This crappy excuse for a post brought to you by my dead iPhone.
    • Skwishy and scratchy and bumpy
    • Well, THAT mystery's solved. Next... Where the dryer hides those socks.
    • Ghost of Fall Past
    • I Hate Mondays and other other painfully obvious crap like that.
    • NaBloPoMo '09 Badge
  • ► Oct 2009
  • • Oh, it was worth it. SO worth it.
    • Fall Rainbow
    • 13. Thirteen. THIRTEEN. XIII. Anyway you put it, it makes ME old.
    • Apparently, his mama never taught him not to talk with his mouth full.
    • Last minute Susie
    • You're looking right up her skirt.
    • Weekly Winners for 09/27/09 - 10/03/09
    • I can't unsee whut I saw'd
  • ► Sep 2009
  • • Raindrops, but not on roses
    • Joyce Meyer 27th Annual Women’s Conference
    • That's mah daddy!
    • Hell, yeah, I'd clean House.
  • ► Aug 2009
  • • Focus? Me?! Surely you jest.
    • Weekly Winners for 08/09/2009 - 08/15/2009
    • Wordless Wednesday #26
    • She's gettin' a tattoo, She's gettin' ink done, She asked for a 13 but they drew a 31...
    • Happy Birthday, Dino!
  • ► Jul 2009
  • • Baby... it's 3am and I must be lonely...
    • Wordless Wednesday #25
    • The Top Ten Items to Donate to Mission of Hope or YOUR Local Mission
    • Weekly Winners for 07/05/2009 - 07/11/2009
    • Form an orderly line HERE for autographs, please
    • Wordless Wednesday #24
  • ► Jun 2009
  • • Because it bears repeating...
    • Coming soon to a sarcastic inappropriate greeting card line near you!
    • More Blog Stew
    • A year ago today, June 12: Cedar Rapids Flood '08
    • A year ago today, June 11: Cedar Rapids Flood '08
    • Now I'm deaf AND I have a goose-egg on my forehead from bashing it on my desk. HAWSUM.
    • Blog Stew #283
  • ► May 2009
  • • Tom's Graduation
    • Epiphany
    • I love you, Mommy!
    • The One Where She Narrowly Avoided a Punch in the Throat a Little Bit
    • Tell Me Thursday #4
    • Wordless Wednesday #23
  • ► Apr 2009
  • • Tell Me Thursday #3
    • Wordless Wednesday #22
    • Top Ten Reasons You Know You're on Graveyard Shift
    • Did you ever know that you're my HEEEEEROOOOO?
    • Tell Me Thursday #2
    • Wordless Wednesday #21
    • Bling!
    • Wordless Wednesday #20
  • ► Mar 2009
  • • Grace in Small Things 11x365
    • Photoshop Phriday #7: Score With Better Sports Photographs
    • Tell Me Thursday #1
    • Wordless Wednesday #19
    • What's my name again?
    • Consider the economy duly stimulated.
    • Wordless Wednesday #18 Smooth as glass
    • Spreading some Etsy love
    • Weekly Winners for 03/01/2009 - 03/07/2009
    • Photoshop Phriday #6: Make Those Eyes POP!
    • Phriday Phunny: The Mom Song (captioned!)
    • Wordless Wednesday #17
    • How to play with Pieces of Flair on Facebook (warning: SEVERE TIME SUCK.)
    • Blog Stew #427
  • ► Feb 2009
  • • I showed remarkable restraint. At first.
    • You could stumble/kirtsy/digg it. Or open your window and yell. You know; whatever works.
    • Poopies.
    • K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    • Weekly Winners for 02/08/2009 - 02/14/2009
    • Happy Sappy Stupid Made-up Hallmark Holiday! (Again!)
    • I made Blog stew-- I'll do anything to avoid using bullets.
    • Wordless Wednesday #16
    • I'm like, the friggin' Bionic woman.
    • Wordless Wednesday #15: What's a fight without a little hockey?
    • Grace in Small Things 10x365
  • ► Jan 2009
  • • Grace in Small Things 9x365
    • Wordless Wednesday #15 Less Than 12 Hours Old
    • Grace in Small Things 8x365 (plus one BIG thing.)
    • Valentine's... she is a-comin'
    • I wish I had a nickel for every time I heard or read the word HOPE today.
    • Grace in Small Things 7x365
    • Weekly Winners for 01/11/2009 - 01/17/2009
    • Weekly Winners for 01/04/2009 - 01/10/2009
    • The One Where I Stick It to the Man. Or something.
    • Photoshop Phriday #5: Drawing Attention with Selective Color
    • And you don't even have to come up with more random facts. You're welcome.
    • Grace in Small Things 6x365
    • Wordless Wednesday #14 Cedar Rapids Flood '08
    • Grace in Small Things 5x365
    • Weekly Winners for 12/28/2008 - 01/03/2009
    • Signing Saturday, Episode #4
    • Photoshop Phriday #4
    • Grace in Small Things 4x365
• ► 2008 (162)
  • ► Dec 2008
  • • Buh-bye now, 2008. You bitch.
    • Wordless Wednesday #13 Walk in a Winter Wonderland
    • Weekly Winners for 12/21 - 12/27
    • Quite possibly the most boring title in the history of blogging: Merry Christmas!
    • And then, WHOOOOSH, her head burst right into flames.
    • I haz a Innernetz Angel!
    • Weekly Winners for 12/14 - 12/20
    • Photoshop Phriday #3
    • The One Where it's My Birfday. Again.
    • Wordless Wednesday #12 The Birfday Hug
    • Meme-wars of a Blogger
    • A video from gazetteonline.com about Flood '08
    • We've been Elf'd!
    • Wordless Wednesday #11... The "Ice Ice Baby" Edition
    • Ain't no such thing as a homeless playah.
    • Wordless Wednesday #10
    • Grace in Small Things 3x365
  • ► Nov 2008
  • • And I'm spent.
    • Grace in Small Things 2x365
    • Black Friday.
    • Grace in Small Things 1x365
    • Wordless Wednesday #9
    • How many damn times can I say the word "Comment" in one post?*
    • Oh, man; what a day.
    • Weekly Winners for 11/16 - 11/22
    • Signing Saturday, Episode #3
    • Photoshop Phriday, Episode #2
    • Smoke and asses and mirrors; that's what little bloggers are made of.
    • Wordless Wednesday #8
    • Happy Birfday, Jessica!
    • Siete MAS uh... Thing-Os?
    • Weekly Winners for 11/09 - 11/15
    • I may have to beat him with his diploma.
    • Photoshop Phriday: The Pilot Episode
    • Thursday Thirteen, the Freek edition
    • We interrupt your regularly scheduled naval gazing for a special report.
    • Wordless Wednesday #7
    • How far apart are the contractions?
    • Google THIS, buddy.
    • What do I win? Are there at least some fabulous parting gifts?
    • Signing Saturday, Episode #2
    • You say "Psycho," I say... "Sick-o."
    • Nosmo King*
    • Wordless Wednesday #6
    • Don't base your vote on how many Obama or McCain yard signs are in your neighborhood. Kthxbai.
    • His name was Dice.
    • Weekly Winners 10/26 - 11/01
    • More blood, less hockey
  • ► Oct 2008
  • • NahNoMoFoMe 2008
    • Why use one word when ten will do?
    • Sign o' the times
    • Signing Saturday, the Pilot Episode
    • If I opened my mind any more, my brains would fall right out on the floor.
    • Bloggity Blingity
    • Wordless Wednesday #5
    • I resemble that remark.
    • In. Mah. Damn. HOUSE.
    • Happy 12th Birthday, my Rockstar!
    • Wordless Wednesday #4
    • Hair Do NOT
    • The Photoshop Edition, Vol. 2
    • Joyce Meyer 26th Annual Women's Conference
    • Wordless Wednesday #3
  • ► Sep 2008
  • • Maybe Josh Lyman would show up. Brandy has dibs.
    • Wordless Wednesday #2, Take 2
    • Wordless Wednesday #2
    • Non-partisan and brilliant!
    • Loved and threadbare
    • Maybe I'll just hibernate.
    • Wordless Wednesday #1
    • It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma; but perhaps there is a donkey.*
    • Where do you send the fire truck if Teh Innernets go up in flames?
  • ► Aug 2008
  • • Eeet's not a too-mah.
    • Mi Casa Es Su Casa times 200 divided by PMS squared. Or something.
    • If I thought it'd make you love me I'd put soup on a stick.*
    • Looky, Mom, what I did!
    • How 'bout NINE? Is NINE good?
    • At STL zoo sea lion show
  • ► Jul 2008
  • • 's'all good inna hood
    • Drum roll, please...
    • Went to da libarry fer sum buk-lernin
    • Today's Special: Blog Stew
    • To make a long story short...
    • The One Where We Went To Michigan. Again. Now with added contest at the end!
    • Angrr issUs... I haz dem
    • Flood '08: Chapter The Last
    • And if you call now, we'll throw in this green shreddr/egg peeler/ham radio!
    • Flood '08: Chapter 6
    • Oh and p.s...
    • Flood '08: Chapter 5
    • Happy Independence Day
    • Because I care. *gags a little*
    • But I promise no soaps or bon bons were consumed in the wasting of time.
  • ► Jun 2008
  • • I think it would be a little leprechaun using my brain stem as a trampoline.
    • Laid up
    • Maybe I'd just buy the whole damn Schaumberg store.
    • Really?!
    • Blog Stew-- get it while it's hot.
    • Cedar Rapids Flood '08
    • Don't shoot and drive.
    • Row, Row, Row Your Truck, gently down the streeeeet.
    • Amen.
    • Happy 13th Anniversary! Yay, us!
  • ► May 2008
  • • Pity Party, Party of One; Pity Party, Party of One... Your Table is Ready.
    • "Hey whaddya doin' whaddya got there can I help?"
    • The Photoshop Edition, Volume 1
    • Which way did he go?
    • Mah Fl'er
    • Hey, FRED! Happy Mom's Day.
    • Just real quick note...
    • A Very Bloggy Birthday To Me
    • 19 years! Yay, you!
    • Stoo-pid is as stoo-pid does. -OR- Life is like a box of cat poop.
    • He's a pretty, pretty princess
    • Received from Hunky "FW: safe for work."
  • ► Apr 2008
  • • If you loved me, you'd let me.
    • Holey Power Swirlie, Batman!
    • Then she came back, kicked my boyfriend in the crotch, and we hitch-hiked to my junior prom.
    • 13 Years! Yay, you!
    • Sweet Nothing in My Ear
    • Edit and Apology
    • Cuatro Thingos
    • That's Alllllll I Waaaaant...
    • I just want to cut it off in his sleep. Cut. It. Off.
    • 'Baaaaaaa' says the joiner. Me.
    • I ahm the weakest link... goodbye.
    • I'd like to call this meeting to order...
    • It was like the Deaf leading the Deaf.
  • ► Mar 2008
  • • WARNING: Near toxic levels of permeating cuteness. Usage of Hazmat suits strongly encouraged.
    • This one's for mah peeps.
    • The One That Almost Was Not
    • So, a rabbi and a bear walk into a bar...
    • It's Déja vu all over again.
    • As The Sphere Spins (did you throw up in your mouth a little? Sorry.)
    • I'll take 'pointless questions' for $100
    • On the road again... just can't wait to get on the road again...
  • ► Feb 2008
  • • If you must know, it's 17% - pii × a warty frog ? e=mc° + ?Ç™, that's how.
    • My HMO declined to cover that particular ER visit. The bastards.
    • A Bedtime Story starring Aunt Flickr and some carousing gypsies.
    • In which I become Gainfully Employed; not near as much fun as one might think.
    • Happy Sappy Stupid Made-up Hallmark Holiday!
    • I think it was her toe hair. But the source wished to remain anonymous.
    • Second verse, same as the first.
    • She ain't no drag... Mama's got a brand new bag. *trumpets blast*
    • 'Fire Fiasco' Whodunnit Solved
    • Warning: Contents May Be Hot. Or Freezing. Or Something.
    • In which Hunky sweeps me off my feet once again.
    • Post Chicago wrap up
    • WHOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO!
  • ► Jan 2008
  • • Brains, blizzards, and a whole new level of stupid.
    • That's some smokin' hot lovin' now, baby.
    • Top 10 Signs That Dory is PMSy
    • There's no place like home. Except your childhood home.
    • Key Found to Mysterious Disturbance in Downtown Cedar Rapids
    • Mysterious Disturbance Downtown Stumps Police
    • Happy Birthday, Hunky!
    • Musings on Steps, Grief, Love, and Old age. Oh, and divorcing dinosaurs.
    • I wouldn't make it through even one elimination round of Parent Island
    • Blue and Red make Purple. My List is Grape Scented!
    • Caution: Contents May Be Flammable.
    • Little bit of this; little bit of that
    • Now I love being sent to my room. Huh.
• ► 2007 (115)
  • ► Dec 2007
  • • The wannabe meme
    • Merry Christmas!
    • Wonderful Christmas Memories, my BUTT.
    • The One Where it's My Birfday.
    • But my fave is eggnog with a shot of Kahlua.
    • At least I don't have binoculars and a log book.
    • Laying in bed after the snooze button went off...
    • Duhn-dah dun dun-dun-dun-duh. Ice Ice Baby.
    • Awwww maaaan; leftovers again?!
    • I showed remarkable restraint. I almost kissed her full on the mouth.
    • And then I made a sammich. It was good.
    • Insert witty title here.
    • 100th post. *throws 3 confetti pieces in the air* Wheeee.
  • ► Nov 2007
  • • But oddly enough, I can't even muster a tear for my beer.
    • Oh, again with the cute damn dog.
    • No one messed with Bud; therefore, no one messed with me.
    • 27 down, 3 to go... I'm going to be crawling across the finish line
    • Burning a Mule
    • Ikea high five *snap*
    • Thanksgiving Part Doo.
    • Kind of like a scene in Braveheart.
    • Happy friggin Thanksgiving
    • *blink* *blink blink*
    • Blog Stew. Leftovers.
    • BETTER than overheard.
    • Mute Monday... Today's Theme is Fashion.
    • Cassette... CD... iPod... *bursts into song* It's the Circle of Life...
    • 100 things about Dory
    • There are 7 deadly sins, too. Coincidence? I think not.
    • Ick.
    • Crisis Averted.
    • The story behind the picture... Self-portrait (2004)
    • St. Louis Trip Re-capped
    • Uhhhhhh... huh?
    • I think I would name him Sam.
    • This post brought to you regardless of technical difficulties
    • I need Depends that fit on my head. You know, just in case.
    • Blog Stew.
    • Warning: This post is witty repartee deficient.
    • Mute Monday... Today's Theme is Emotion.
    • I heard, the worse the wedding, the better the marriage. I'm set.
    • Uphill. Both ways.
    • Every time you comment, an angel gets her wings.
    • The wages of sin are NOT pumpkin guts.
  • ► Oct 2007
  • • Pack yer bags, we're goin' ahna guilt trip!
    • The obsequious interlocutor acquiesced tumescent dreck. *
    • I might be able to pencil you in.
    • It's true.
    • You only need two signatures for a 30 day vacation. And a big home equity loan, or the state, to pay for it.
    • I should have lawyered up first.
    • < rant > No < / rant > in sight.
    • In my defense, he was being an ass.
    • This post brought to you by the letter O and the number 6. (Tomorrow will be the number 9.)
    • Dirty. And shelter-hopping. Don't forget shelter-hopping.
    • Oh for the love... somebody get out the kleenex
    • Staving off the crazy by the skin of my teeth
    • But you can't have my Bud Light.
    • *Lacks the energy to come up with a witty title*
    • MUST have hot tub. Not negotiable.
    • Warning: Sugar-Coated Pet Cuteness Ahead
    • Just real quick-like...
    • Da Da Da DAAAHHHHH
    • I finished my Dory Doo-rag!
    • Playing catch-up. Losing miserably.
  • ► Sep 2007
  • • Gray matter splattered all over my pretty new office (maybe I need to lay off the CSI?)
    • I was a-wandering all over the countryside
    • Or maybe it was the Antichrist. One can't always be sure.
    • BEG oiled my brains :)
    • What goes around, comes around.
    • He's on MySpace, and it took every ounce of self-control not to link there so you could totally flame his stupid ass.
    • It may come down to sexual favors.
    • OOOOOooooo... AAAHHHaaahhh...
    • My sleeper is broken
    • Curtain pic
    • My Little Men
    • OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG...
    • They'll be wearing them on the runways in Milan. You'll see.
  • ► Aug 2007
  • • Baby steps.
    • These Boots Are Made For Kicking YOUR Ass, Bitch!
    • Now taking Title Suggestions.
    • HunkyDory loves they sum awdeeoh-vizjuall stimulayshuns.
    • The accident tragically killed 27.
    • My SECOND meme... not as momentous as the first, I suppose.
    • As a spectacularly clever jingle writer once said, "two great tastes that taste great together."
    • Mama said there'd be days like this
    • And the magic wand in the glove compartment.
    • Annie Lennox never sang about these dreams
    • Who's in charge of passing out Do-Overs... and are they bribe-able?
    • Uninspired Dory is... uninspired.
  • ► Jul 2007
  • • My first Meme... how momentous.
    • Peek into my brains
    • No Animals Were Harmed In the Creation of this Blog Entry
    • progress (somewhat)
    • I thought I was more of a geek than THAT.
    • Home Surreal Home
  • ► Jun 2007
  • • What the hell was I thinking?!
    • Mobile blogging
    • Chapter 2: In Which the River Otter and the Little White Tornado Engage in Battle.
    • Heeeere's your sign.
    • I take mine with a lime and salt. Lick it - slam it - suck it. Mmmmm.
    • Chapter 1: In Which We Meet The River Otter Obsessed With Dory's Safari Hat.
    • ROTFLMAO. Or something.
  • ► May 2007
  • • Somebody shoot me now, please... thanks.
    • If only I could get paid to procrastinate.
    • No, Captain Obvious, I am so NOT ok.
    • I wonder if I'll qualify for hazardous duty pay?
    • God help me; I'm 34 and the word "Poop" still makes me chuckle
    • Irony and Sarcasm... two great tastes that taste great together.
  • ► Apr 2007
  • • On rabidity and revenge
    • Bawk Bawk
    • Same ol', same ol'...
    • Disgruntled.
  • ► Mar 2007
  • • [no subject]
  • ► Feb 2007
  • • Elli for President '08! (She's a shoo-in!)
  • ► Jan 2007
  • • Blah.
• ► 2006 (19)
  • ► Nov 2006
  • • Back to the grind
  • ► Oct 2006
  • • [no subject]
  • ► Sep 2006
  • • I *AM* alive!
  • ► Jul 2006
  • • Ok... but...
  • ► Jun 2006
  • • Frustration.
  • ► May 2006
  • • Holy Buckets!
  • ► Apr 2006
  • • ACK! I've been called out!
  • ► Mar 2006
  • • Checking in
    • Top Five Reasons It's Cool To Be Dory
    • I'm Sick.
  • ► Feb 2006
  • • Eh.
    • Cupid killed my inner child.
    • Happy Bunny rocks.
    • Buh-bye, football. *sniffle*
  • ► Jan 2006
  • • Mother...
    • Oops.
    • Not resolutions... Goals.
    • Here I am!
    • Gotta catch ya'll up!
• ► 2005 (30)
  • ► Nov 2005
  • • Hrmph.
  • ► Oct 2005
  • • Curiouser and curiouser
    • *whew*
    • Thank you for visiting the temple of TMI...
    • connect the dots... LA lalala... connect the dots... LA lalala... connect the dots... LA lalala...
    • I am now a graphic designer!
    • I decided to take it.
  • ► Sep 2005
  • • Now what???
    • eh.
  • ► Aug 2005
  • • I am rejoining the ranks of the employed.
  • ► Jun 2005
  • • OMG... WTF?! and other stupid internet-isms...
  • ► May 2005
  • • I'm deeply entrenched in Job Hunt mode.
    • Now what?
    • A little bit of this... a little bit of that...
    • *whew*
  • ► Apr 2005
  • • YES!!! *busts a psuedo-karate-tai-chi-takawakagami-like celebratory move*
    • I'm still here. Barely.
    • In This Chapter, Piglet discovers Pooh under Gnarly Tree with a Big Pistol pointed at his forehead.
    • And another one...
    • Anna Penelope Snack "Annie" A
    • Another one bites the dust
    • It's Officially Spring. (Official by Who? ME.)
  • ► Mar 2005
  • • Halliluyah! (yes, I know... sp)
    • Just marking time, I guess...
  • ► Feb 2005
  • • nothing much new...
  • ► Jan 2005
  • • Were there 5 or 7 muses in Greek mythology?
    • blech.
    • OK, I think I'm ready.
    • Feelings suck butt.
    • Happy Friggin' New Year.
• ► 2004 (26)
  • ► Sep 2004
  • • general ramblings
    • Beer Good.
    • One year ago today I got laid off from McLeodUSA. *taking mental inventory of where I'm at*
    • and Then what happened?
    • Me?!?!
    • Therapy 101
    • I saw Tone Loc's ASS.
  • ► Jul 2004
  • • A good friend will bail you out of jail. A true friend will say, "DAMN, that was fun."
  • ► Jun 2004
  • • quick story...
    • SHAME ON ME for not updating for over a month!!! I suck.
    • [no subject]
  • ► May 2004
  • • she IS alive!
  • ► Apr 2004
  • • [no subject]
    • *just concentrating on breathing in and out successfully*
  • ► Mar 2004
  • • bright spot?!
    • NO, but thanks for playing... we have some wonderful parting gifts for you...
    • I friggin' hate Excel.
  • ► Feb 2004
  • • nuthin' much
    • somebody smack me upside the back of the head (is that possible???)
    • *humming the "smurfs" theme song*
    • [no subject]
  • ► Jan 2004
  • • random ramblings
    • I'm fresh out of witty repartee.
    • blah blah blahdidee blah blah blah.
    • Prince Charming caught cheating on Snow White with Cinderella. Don't miss our Sizzling Expose!
    • I'm all discombobulated.
• ► 2003 (36)
  • ► Dec 2003
  • • In This Chapter, Dory Suffers Alcohol-Induced Amnesia. -OR- It's Not Tequila; It's Tah-KILL-ya.
    • Happy Birthday to me! So this is what 31 feels like. Feels remarkably akin to 30.
    • i know, I know, I know... it's been too long since I posted!
  • ► Nov 2003
  • • what EVER
  • ► Oct 2003
  • • MY BIRTHDAY/CHRISTMAS LIST (only 8 saturdays to shop until Christmas!) :oP
    • as the dust settles...
    • Here is her response...
    • Change starts with me
    • Her response
    • I hate having a soft heart. Why couldn't I just be a cold hearted bitch?
    • She didn't contact me of course.
    • Anger Management Issues
  • ► Sep 2003
  • • I've been downsized
    • [no subject]
    • [no subject]
  • ► Aug 2003
  • • [no subject]
    • rollin', rollin', rollin'....
    • And they all lived happily ever after. For the most part.
  • ► Jul 2003
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    • 12 days to close... *crossing fingers*
  • ► May 2003
  • • Everything Sucks Ass. Thus saieth Dory.
    • welcome back from your 3 day weekend - UGH
    • better to have loved and lost... what the... um,heck... ever, man.
    • zzzzzzzzzzz THUD *head hitting the keyboard*
    • stiiiiiiiiiiiill coughing *hacking* YUCK
    • mondays suck ass...
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    • [no subject]
    • MEN SUCK ASS.
    • IM (obviously) from 05/01/2003
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    • MW
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  • ► Apr 2003
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    • I can see clearly now... the rain has come...
    • Here I Am - For better or for worse remains to be determined