Valentine’s… she is a-comin’

Jan 21 2009

Posted by Dory in I just LOLd at MYSELF

Remember this from last Valentine’s Day?

No?

Let me refresh your memory.

Give all that mushy gushy crap the tall finger. What’s Valentine’s Day without a little but sechs humor?!

Now available as a 4×6 frame-able print or a 5×7 card in my Etsy shop. Untraditional and irreverent Valentine’s greetings sent straight to your door for your entertainment, and guaranteed to generate a spit-take. You’re welcome.

C’mon, now; Dory needs a new point and shoot camera with video so she can bring you new and improved, now with more cussing, Signing Saturdays!

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4 Responses to “Valentine’s… she is a-comin’”

Jim says:

Wednesday, January 21, 2009 at 1:54 pm

That card would be especially appropriate for me ;)

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Denise says:

Wednesday, January 21, 2009 at 7:11 pm

OMG! I am laughing to hard…and I made Hubby come in here so I could read it to him too. Love it!!!

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CityGirl says:

Wednesday, January 21, 2009 at 9:18 pm

I DO remember last VD, and I totally just bought the card at Etsy! Yeay!

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CityGirl says:

Wednesday, January 28, 2009 at 11:06 pm

I got my Valentines Day card in the mail! YEAY!

And I love the bonus photo! THANKS! (in a non-lez way)

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