So maybe it doesn’t look like much, but I designed it, I bought the materials, I brought them home, I cut the wood, and I put it together. Tom didn’t lay a finger on it. He used that finger to point and laugh when the math made my head explode, and I used my finger to flip him off. And then he backpedalled frantically and flattered me shamefully to curry sexual favors. It worked.
Kizzle helped provide extra hands/muscle and strong moral support. She basically did what I told her to do, just like a good non-practicing lesbian lovah should.
p.s. I hate when people say “flick him off” instead of the correct usage “flip him off.” If you’re going to “flick him off,” you’re using your thumbnail and index fingernail to project mucus matter in his general direction, and ideally, make your target of the middle of his forehead successfully. Okay, NOW I’m done.
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*takes a bow* we make a good team u’s and me .. my non lesbian luvaaaa! looks good if i don’t say so myself. AND the basement actually has a floor *gasps* LOL!
Well Done Dory~! And over here we just say “give him the finger” ….
i’m all about the flipping. mucus flicking is … so messy.
Oooh…I lust after your shelving. I decided last week that I am DONE washing loads and loads of clothes just because the inmates have discovered it’s easier to drop them in the hamper and let MOM wash, dry, fold and put them up, than to put them up themselves. So from now on, the kids in this institution wash their own clothes and I’M PUTTING UP A CLOTHES LINE. Because that dryer eats money. It’s just a glorified cross, right? How hard can this be?
I can’t believe you made that yourself. I could never do that. Worse, I’m always WISHING I could do that. But my brain just doesn’t work that way. I can barely put batteries in my kids’ toys.
(and thank god someone finally said something about the flicking. I hate when people say that.)