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Apr 13 2008

I just want to cut it off in his sleep. Cut. It. Off.

Posted by Dory in x

Elmer has had an unnatural attraction to Hunky’s goatee since he was a kitten. Now that Hunky’s been growing it out, so has Elmer’s attraction to it been growing. He loves to sit on Hunky’s lap and bury his face in it. Yesterday he took it up a notch and added patting Hunky’s nose to further demonstrate his undying devotion. It’s really shameless the way he flirts. Such public display of affection is likely to get his Cat Card taken away.


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5 Responses to “I just want to cut it off in his sleep. Cut. It. Off.”
  1. Kizzle says:
    Sunday, April 13, 2008 at 11:49 am

    * Elmer Voice* Duuuuuh, i love your beard, i really i really doooo! And i love the walls and i love the chair, and duuuude, i love the candle flames!! Give a lil tingle duuuuudde!

    Gotta love Elmer, he cracks me up! Cute pic

  2. Cherie says:
    Sunday, April 13, 2008 at 1:18 pm

    How shameless, moving in on your man, and on camera yet…

    What a ham, and so flippin cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Schmutzie says:
    Monday, April 14, 2008 at 2:18 am

    You’ve been tagged!
    http://www.schmutzie.com/2008/04/7-randomweird-things-about-me-is-meme.html

  4. The Milk Maid says:
    Monday, April 14, 2008 at 11:04 am

    Awww- that’s all my Big J needs for the cat to be lurvin on him?! I’ll make him grow a beard ASAP :P

  5. fatboyfat says:
    Saturday, April 19, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    If he just looks at the title of this post without reading on, he’s going to be one worried dude.

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