Oh YES I DID. And I’d do it again.

And speaking of the Ellister… I’m going to assume that your reader just forgot to tell you about the Ghost Dog posts. Or maybe you all went on vacation simultaneously, or perhaps the tubes in the internet vacuumed the posts back up. Because it just couldn’t be that you didn’t find those funny. I mean, I’m a little embarrassed to admit it, but I was giggling to myself as I was sitting here writing it.

Just in case your reader might have possibly maybe malfunctioned, here is part 1part 2part 3part 4… and finally, part 5. *slips a little nitrous oxide through the NetTubes to help the happy funny gas and the ensuing verbal cocaine comments along*

Rip it, roll it, and punch it, dude… because my name is Dory, and I am a comment whore.

4 Responses to “Second verse, same as the first.”
  1. iamnot says:

    Ok, you can treat the dog that way, but please, please don’t do that to a cat.
    It’s not dignified.

  2. Kizzle says:

    *still lmao and snickering after watching her walk in those* Now that was some funny shit right there. Not as bad as the other night tho when i almost peed myself but daaaamn close! LOL.

  3. The Milk Maid says:

    Does that outfit come in DOberman size? LUV it~ and oh HI… nice to meet you via commenting Dory!

  4. City Girl says:

    Okay, I totally missed the original shower heater story. Saw the snow story, but did not know the BACK story so as to fully APPRECIATE the new heater.

    Hee-hee-hee! I totally giggled through the shower story.

    What goes on in their fuzzy little heads?

    PS – Most excellent Photoshop work.

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