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« And the magic wand in the glove compartment. As a spectacularly clever jingle writer once said, "two great tastes that taste great together." » Aug 13 2007 Mama said there’d be days like this Posted by Dory in The List I have been saying for literally years that I have got to keep track and make a real list, but never got around to it. But today I decided the time has come to start my list. I will add to this list as events warrant. Things I never thought I would have to actually utter unto my children but found myself rolling my eyes and stating: “Stop licking your brother.” That’s my gene pool at work, y’all. I think the pH is all hinky. Or maybe just on clearance at the outlet mall. Rip it, roll it, and punch it, dude. This entry was posted on Monday, August 13th, 2007 at 10:57 pm and is filed under The List. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site. 2 Responses to “Mama said there’d be days like this” Rebecca says: August 14, 2007 at 6:21 pm I know we just met, but…do you know what an Internet meme is? No, yes? Doesn’t matter, because you’ve been tagged. You’re it! Come visit our site for details. You lucky girl, you! Dory says: August 16, 2007 at 11:02 am Why, yes, I do know what a meme is! And I shall be happy to answer! Leave a Reply Click here to cancel reply Name (required) E-mail (will not be published) (required) Website XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong> Notify me of followup comments via e-mail	Dory can wrights gud? Random Posts Random Posts I wonder if I’ll qualify for hazardous duty pay? Holey Power Swirlie, Batman! Signing Saturday, Episode #4 BEG oiled my brains :) Why use one word when ten will do? Wordless Wednesday #6 The story behind the picture… Self-portrait (2004) At least I don’t have binoculars and a log book. My first Meme… how momentous. I may have to beat him with his diploma. Recent Posts Recent Posts Grace in Small Things 5×365 Weekly Winners for 12/28/2008 - 01/03/2009 Signing Saturday, Episode #4 Photoshop Phriday #4 Grace in Small Things 4×365 Buh-bye now, 2008. You bitch. Wordless Wednesday #13 Walk in a Winter Wonderland Weekly Winners for 12/21 - 12/27 Quite possibly the most boring title in the history of blogging: Merry Christmas! And then, WHOOOOSH, her head burst right into flames. Popular Posts Popular Posts No Animals Were Harmed In the Creation of this Blog Entry His name was Dice. Mama said there’d be days like this But you can’t have my Bud Light. Just real quick-like… I take mine with a lime and salt. Lick it - slam it - suck it. Mmmmm. Blog Stew. Leftovers. Mah Fl’er It’s Déja vu all over again. Pack yer bags, we’re goin’ ahna guilt trip! Similar Posts Similar Posts Awwww maaaan; leftovers again?! 27 down, 3 to go… I’m going to be crawling across the finish line Wayback Machine This week last year... 2008 Little bit of this; little bit of that - January 6 Caution: Contents May Be Flammable. - January 7 Blue and Red make Purple. My List is Grape Scented! - January 8 I wouldn't make it through even one elimination round of Parent Island - January 9 2007 It was a quiet week, I guess 2006 Gotta catch ya'll up! - January 4 2005 Feelings suck butt. - January 4 OK, I think I'm ready. - January 6 2004 Prince Charming caught cheating on Snow White with Cinderella. Don't miss our Sizzling Expose! - January 5 blah blah blahdidee blah blah blah. - January 9 2003 It was a quiet week, I guess
	Search Dory wonders who forgot to comment You wouldnt leave without commenting?! Comments graphic Comments = Love Comments equal Love Comments=Love. And I needs the love. Oh, how I craves the *looove.* And I'm not shy; it's a spectacularly dysfunctional, codependent, "but I looooooove him, he din't mean to crack mah jaw! Noooo, don't take him *awaaaaay!*" type of love. Enable me, won't you? But. (There is always a but, and sometimes a butt.) BUT. If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Don’t be a jackass, please. Don’t be that guy. Nobody likes that guy. Mah Peepull have spoken Recent Comments Comment on Grace in Small Things 5×365 by Memarie Lane Okay, what are hootchie boots? Do you wear them with hot pants? Memarie Lanes last blog post..Pizza #1 Comment on Weekly Winners for 12/28/2008 - 01/03/2009 by Maggie's Mind Hahaha, that is such a great shot and so much fun!! Maggie's Minds last blog post..Weekly Winners 12/21/08 Comment on Weekly Winners for 12/28/2008 - 01/03/2009 by Connie This is so cute. I put up my ironing board when I iron too, it is a must to press while sewing. Great photo. Thanks for stopping by. Don't you just love your purse, I do. Connies last blog post..Weekly winners photos Comment on Photoshop Phriday #4 by Connie I don't have photoshop, but I do change pictures around a little. Maybe I will do the challenge. Your picture is neat. Connies last blog post..Weekly winners photos Comment on Weekly Winners for 12/28/2008 - 01/03/2009 by Colleen - Mommy Always Wins Ha - cuteness! Goofy dogs... Dory wonders where ya'll comin' from an' goin' to Mah Peepull	Get Dory delivered hot and fresh to your door! Do it. Do it. Doooo iiiit. DoitDoitDoitDoit. Already do it. Didja do it yet? How about now? ...or now? ...now? ...how about now? Dory loves to have people over Unique visitors since 10/01/2007 Stuff Dory has forgotten already ►2009 (5) ►Jan 2009 Grace in Small Things 5x365 Weekly Winners for 12/28/2008 - 01/03/2009 Signing Saturday, Episode #4 Photoshop Phriday #4 Grace in Small Things 4x365 ►2008 (162) ►Dec 2008 Buh-bye now, 2008. You bitch. Wordless Wednesday #13 Walk in a Winter Wonderland Weekly Winners for 12/21 - 12/27 Quite possibly the most boring title in the history of blogging: Merry Christmas! And then, WHOOOOSH, her head burst right into flames. I haz a Innernetz Angel! Weekly Winners for 12/14 - 12/20 Photoshop Phriday #3 The One Where it's My Birfday. Again. Wordless Wednesday #12 The Birfday Hug Meme-wars of a Blogger A video from gazetteonline.com about Flood '08 We've been Elf'd! Wordless Wednesday #11... The "Ice Ice Baby" Edition Ain't no such thing as a homeless playah. Wordless Wednesday #10 Grace in Small Things 3x365 ►Nov 2008 And I'm spent. Grace in Small Things 2x365 Black Friday. Grace in Small Things 1x365 Wordless Wednesday #9 How many damn times can I say the word "Comment" in one post?* Oh, man; what a day. Weekly Winners for 11/16 - 11/22 Signing Saturday, Episode #3 Photoshop Phriday, Episode #2 Smoke and asses and mirrors; that's what little bloggers are made of. Wordless Wednesday #8 Happy Birfday, Jessica! Siete MAS uh... Thing-Os? Weekly Winners for 11/09 - 11/15 I may have to beat him with his diploma. Photoshop Phriday: The Pilot Episode Thursday Thirteen, the Freek edition We interrupt your regularly scheduled naval gazing for a special report. Wordless Wednesday #7 How far apart are the contractions? Google THIS, buddy. What do I win? Are there at least some fabulous parting gifts? Signing Saturday, Episode #2 You say "Psycho," I say... "Sick-o." Nosmo King* Wordless Wednesday #6 Don't base your vote on how many Obama or McCain yard signs are in your neighborhood. Kthxbai. His name was Dice. Weekly Winners 10/26 - 11/01 More blood, less hockey ►Oct 2008 NahNoMoFoMe 2008 Why use one word when ten will do? Sign o' the times Signing Saturday, the Pilot Episode If I opened my mind any more, my brains would fall right out on the floor. Bloggity Blingity Wordless Wednesday #5 I resemble that remark. In. Mah. Damn. HOUSE. Happy 12th Birthday, my Rockstar! Wordless Wednesday #4 Hair Do NOT The Photoshop Edition, Vol. 2 Joyce Meyer 26th Annual Women's Conference Wordless Wednesday #3 ►Sep 2008 Maybe Josh Lyman would show up. Brandy has dibs. Wordless Wednesday #2, Take 2 Wordless Wednesday #2 Non-partisan and brilliant! Loved and threadbare Maybe I'll just hibernate. Wordless Wednesday #1 It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma; but perhaps there is a donkey.* Where do you send the fire truck if Teh Innernets go up in flames? ►Aug 2008 Eeet's not a too-mah. Mi Casa Es Su Casa times 200 divided by PMS squared. Or something. If I thought it'd make you love me I'd put soup on a stick.* Looky, Mom, what I did! How 'bout NINE? Is NINE good? At STL zoo sea lion show ►Jul 2008 's'all good inna hood Drum roll, please... Went to da libarry fer sum buk-lernin Today's Special: Blog Stew To make a long story short... The One Where We Went To Michigan. Again. Now with added contest at the end! Angrr issUs... I haz dem Flood '08: Chapter The Last And if you call now, we'll throw in this green shreddr/egg peeler/ham radio! Flood '08: Chapter 6 Oh and p.s... Flood '08: Chapter 5 Happy Independence Day Because I care. gags a little But I promise no soaps or bon bons were consumed in the wasting of time. ►Jun 2008 I think it would be a little leprechaun using my brain stem as a trampoline. Laid up Maybe I'd just buy the whole damn Schaumberg store. Really?! Blog Stew-- get it while it's hot. Cedar Rapids Flood '08 Don't shoot and drive. Row, Row, Row Your Truck, gently down the streeeeet. Amen. Happy 13th Anniversary! Yay, us! ►May 2008 Pity Party, Party of One; Pity Party, Party of One... Your Table is Ready. "Hey whaddya doin' whaddya got there can I help?" The Photoshop Edition, Volume 1 Which way did he go? Mah Fl'er Hey, FRED! Happy Mom's Day. Just real quick note... A Very Bloggy Birthday To Me 19 years! Yay, you! Stoo-pid is as stoo-pid does. -OR- Life is like a box of cat poop. He's a pretty, pretty princess Received from Hunky "FW: safe for work." ►Apr 2008 If you loved me, you'd let me. Holey Power Swirlie, Batman! Then she came back, kicked my boyfriend in the crotch, and we hitch-hiked to my junior prom. 13 Years! Yay, you! Sweet Nothing in My Ear Edit and Apology Cuatro Thingos That's Alllllll I Waaaaant... I just want to cut it off in his sleep. Cut. It. Off. 'Baaaaaaa' says the joiner. Me. I ahm the weakest link... goodbye. I'd like to call this meeting to order... It was like the Deaf leading the Deaf. ►Mar 2008 WARNING: Near toxic levels of permeating cuteness. Usage of Hazmat suits strongly encouraged. This one's for mah peeps. The One That Almost Was Not So, a rabbi and a bear walk into a bar... It's Déja vu all over again. As The Sphere Spins (did you throw up in your mouth a little? Sorry.) I'll take 'pointless questions' for $100 On the road again... just can't wait to get on the road again... ►Feb 2008 If you must know, it's 17% - pii × a warty frog ? e=mc° + ?Ç™, that's how. My HMO declined to cover that particular ER visit. The bastards. A Bedtime Story starring Aunt Flickr and some carousing gypsies. In which I become Gainfully Employed; not near as much fun as one might think. Happy Sappy Stupid Made-up Hallmark Holiday! I think it was her toe hair. But the source wished to remain anonymous. Second verse, same as the first. She ain't no drag... Mama's got a brand new bag. trumpets blast 'Fire Fiasco' Whodunnit Solved Warning: Contents May Be Hot. Or Freezing. Or Something. In which Hunky sweeps me off my feet once again. Post Chicago wrap up WHOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO! ►Jan 2008 Brains, blizzards, and a whole new level of stupid. That's some smokin' hot lovin' now, baby. Top 10 Signs That Dory is PMSy There's no place like home. Except your childhood home. Key Found to Mysterious Disturbance in Downtown Cedar Rapids Mysterious Disturbance Downtown Stumps Police Happy Birthday, Hunky! Musings on Steps, Grief, Love, and Old age. Oh, and divorcing dinosaurs. I wouldn't make it through even one elimination round of Parent Island Blue and Red make Purple. My List is Grape Scented! Caution: Contents May Be Flammable. Little bit of this; little bit of that Now I love being sent to my room. Huh. ►2007 (118) ►Dec 2007 The wannabe meme Merry Christmas! Wonderful Christmas Memories, my BUTT. The One Where it's My Birfday. But my fave is eggnog with a shot of Kahlua. At least I don't have binoculars and a log book. Laying in bed after the snooze button went off... Duhn-dah dun dun-dun-dun-duh. Ice Ice Baby. Awwww maaaan; leftovers again?! I showed remarkable restraint. I almost kissed her full on the mouth. And then I made a sammich. It was good. Insert witty title here. 100th post. throws 3 confetti pieces in the air Wheeee. ►Nov 2007 But oddly enough, I can't even muster a tear for my beer. Oh, again with the cute damn dog. No one messed with Bud; therefore, no one messed with me. 27 down, 3 to go... I'm going to be crawling across the finish line Burning a Mule Ikea high five snap Thanksgiving Part Doo. Kind of like a scene in Braveheart. Happy friggin Thanksgiving blink blink blink Blog Stew. Leftovers. BETTER than overheard. Mute Monday... Today's Theme is Fashion. Cassette... CD... iPod... bursts into song It's the Circle of Life... 100 things about Dory There are 7 deadly sins, too. Coincidence? I think not. Ick. Crisis Averted. The story behind the picture... Self-portrait (2004) St. Louis Trip Re-capped Uhhhhhh... huh? I think I would name him Sam. This post brought to you regardless of technical difficulties I need Depends that fit on my head. You know, just in case. Blog Stew. Warning: This post is witty repartee deficient. Mute Monday... Today's Theme is Emotion. I heard, the worse the wedding, the better the marriage. I'm set. Uphill. Both ways. Every time you comment, an angel gets her wings. The wages of sin are NOT pumpkin guts. ►Oct 2007 Pack yer bags, we're goin' ahna guilt trip! The obsequious interlocutor acquiesced tumescent dreck. * I might be able to pencil you in. It's true. You only need two signatures for a 30 day vacation. And a big home equity loan, or the state, to pay for it. I should have lawyered up first. < rant > No < / rant > in sight. In my defense, he was being an ass. This post brought to you by the letter O and the number 6. (Tomorrow will be the number 9.) Dirty. And shelter-hopping. Don't forget shelter-hopping. Oh for the love... somebody get out the kleenex Staving off the crazy by the skin of my teeth But you can't have my Bud Light. Lacks the energy to come up with a witty title MUST have hot tub. Not negotiable. Warning: Sugar-Coated Pet Cuteness Ahead Just real quick-like... Da Da Da DAAAHHHHH I finished my Dory Doo-rag! Playing catch-up. Losing miserably. ►Sep 2007 Gray matter splattered all over my pretty new office (maybe I need to lay off the CSI?) I was a-wandering all over the countryside Or maybe it was the Antichrist. One can't always be sure. BEG oiled my brains :) What goes around, comes around. He's on MySpace, and it took every ounce of self-control not to link there so you could totally flame his stupid ass. It may come down to sexual favors. OOOOOooooo... AAAHHHaaahhh... My sleeper is broken Curtain pic My Little Men OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG... They'll be wearing them on the runways in Milan. You'll see. ►Aug 2007 Baby steps. These Boots Are Made For Kicking YOUR Ass, Bitch! Now taking Title Suggestions. HunkyDory loves they sum awdeeoh-vizjuall stimulayshuns. My Books My Music My Movies The accident tragically killed 27. My SECOND meme... not as momentous as the first, I suppose. As a spectacularly clever jingle writer once said, "two great tastes that taste great together." Mama said there'd be days like this And the magic wand in the glove compartment. Annie Lennox never sang about these dreams Who's in charge of passing out Do-Overs... and are they bribe-able? Uninspired Dory is... uninspired. ►Jul 2007 My first Meme... how momentous. Peek into my brains No Animals Were Harmed In the Creation of this Blog Entry progress (somewhat) I thought I was more of a geek than THAT. Home Surreal Home ►Jun 2007 What the hell was I thinking?! Mobile blogging Chapter 2: In Which the River Otter and the Little White Tornado Engage in Battle. Heeeere's your sign. I take mine with a lime and salt. Lick it - slam it - suck it. Mmmmm. Chapter 1: In Which We Meet The River Otter Obsessed With Dory's Safari Hat. ROTFLMAO. Or something. ►May 2007 Somebody shoot me now, please... thanks. If only I could get paid to procrastinate. No, Captain Obvious, I am so NOT ok. I wonder if I'll qualify for hazardous duty pay? God help me; I'm 34 and the word "Poop" still makes me chuckle Irony and Sarcasm... two great tastes that taste great together. ►Apr 2007 On rabidity and revenge Bawk Bawk Same ol', same ol'... Disgruntled. ►Mar 2007 [no subject] ►Feb 2007 Elli for President '08! (She's a shoo-in!) ►Jan 2007 Blah. ►2006 (19) ►Nov 2006 Back to the grind ►Oct 2006 [no subject] ►Sep 2006 I AM alive! ►Jul 2006 Ok... but... ►Jun 2006 Frustration ►May 2006 Holy Buckets! ►Apr 2006 ACK! I've been called out! ►Mar 2006 Checking in Top Five Reasons It's Cool To Be Dory I'm Sick. ►Feb 2006 Eh. Cupid killed my inner child. Happy Bunny rocks. Buh-bye, football. sniffle ►Jan 2006 Mother... Oops. Not resolutions... Goals. Here I am! Gotta catch ya'll up! ►2005 (30) ►Nov 2005 Hrmph. ►Oct 2005 Curiouser and curiouser whew Thank you for visiting the temple of TMI... connect the dots... LA lalala... connect the dots... LA lalala... connect the dots... LA lalala... I am now a graphic designer! I decided to take it. ►Sep 2005 Now what??? eh. ►Aug 2005 I am rejoining the ranks of the employed. ►Jun 2005 OMG... WTF?! and other stupid internet-isms... ►May 2005 I'm deeply entrenched in Job Hunt mode. Now what? A little bit of this... a little bit of that... whew ►Apr 2005 YES!!! busts a psuedo-karate-tai-chi-takawakagami-like celebratory move I'm still here. Barely. In This Chapter, Piglet discovers Pooh under Gnarly Tree with a Big Pistol pointed at his forehead. And another one... Anna Penelope Snack "Annie" A Another one bites the dust It's Officially Spring. (Official by Who? ME.) ►Mar 2005 Halliluyah! (yes, I know... sp) Just marking time, I guess... ►Feb 2005 nothing much new... ►Jan 2005 Were there 5 or 7 muses in Greek mythology? blech. OK, I think I'm ready. Feelings suck butt. Happy Friggin' New Year. ►2004 (26) ►Sep 2004 general ramblings Beer Good. One year ago today I got laid off from McLeodUSA. taking mental inventory of where I'm at and Then what happened? Me?!?! Therapy 101 I saw Tone Loc's ASS. ►Jul 2004 A good friend will bail you out of jail. A true friend will say, "DAMN, that was fun." ►Jun 2004 quick story... SHAME ON ME for not updating for over a month!!! I suck. [no subject] ►May 2004 she IS alive! ►Apr 2004 [no subject] just concentrating on breathing in and out successfully ►Mar 2004 bright spot?! NO, but thanks for playing... we have some wonderful parting gifts for you... I friggin' hate Excel. ►Feb 2004 nuthin' much somebody smack me upside the back of the head (is that possible???) humming the "smurfs" theme song [no subject] ►Jan 2004 random ramblings I'm fresh out of witty repartee. blah blah blahdidee blah blah blah. Prince Charming caught cheating on Snow White with Cinderella. Don't miss our Sizzling Expose! I'm all discombobulated. ►2003 (36) ►Dec 2003 In This Chapter, Dory Suffers Alcohol-Induced Amnesia. -OR- It's Not Tequila; It's Tah-KILL-ya. Happy Birthday to me! So this is what 31 feels like. Feels remarkably akin to 30. i know, I know, I know... it's been too long since I posted! ►Nov 2003 what EVER ►Oct 2003 MY BIRTHDAY/CHRISTMAS LIST (only 8 saturdays to shop until Christmas!) :oP as the dust settles... Here is her response... Change starts with me Her response I hate having a soft heart. Why couldn't I just be a cold hearted bitch? She didn't contact me of course. Anger Management Issues ►Sep 2003 I've been downsized [no subject] [no subject] ►Aug 2003 [no subject] rollin', rollin', rollin'.... And they all lived happily ever after. For the most part. ►Jul 2003 [no subject] 12 days to close... crossing fingers ►May 2003 Everything Sucks Ass. Thus saieth Dory. welcome back from your 3 day weekend - UGH better to have loved and lost... what the... um,heck... ever, man. zzzzzzzzzzz THUD head hitting the keyboard stiiiiiiiiiiiill coughing hacking YUCK mondays suck ass... [no subject] [no subject] MEN SUCK ASS. IM (obviously) from 05/01/2003 [no subject] MW [no subject] ►Apr 2003 [no subject] I can see clearly now... the rain has come... Here I Am - For better or for worse remains to be determined Dory probably forgot to tag some anyway Dory flickrs www.flickr.com This is a Flickr badge showing items in a set called 12/21/2008 Walk in a Winter Wonderland. Make your own badge here. Dory thinks you should... 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